1. jaaaaaaawn:

    methdragon:

    be there or 

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    That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    1 day ago  /  317,730 notes  /  Source: xoxo2k14methdragonssss

  2. theconsultingrenegade:

    bestquius:

    bestquius:

    There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

    I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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    (via walrusmstr)

    1 day ago  /  284,043 notes  /  Source: meidosuji

  3. badgerpunx:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

Ha

    badgerpunx:

    sarahseemssilly:

    theycallmethemoose:

    everkings:

    gildatheplant:

    pragtastic:

    fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

    leomoriat:

    poesdaughter:

    Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

    Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

    90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

    Are we not going to mention Jesus?

    Nailed it.

    *wheeze* 

    Oh my god.

    Nailed it.

    Ha

    (via bird-bat)

    1 day ago  /  335,378 notes  /  Source: atheismblog

  4. freddybenson:

    ikaneki:

    ectobiologist:

    ikaneki:

    ectobiologist:

    gibby.

    "hi gibby!" freddy said as he smiled and waved in greeting.

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    "freddy…i’m so glad you could make it" gibby whispered in a sexy tone as he begins to unzip his pants
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    What the FUCK is this

    (via mylifeaslesbian)

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  9. lindsaylohangmyself:

this should be in history books

    lindsaylohangmyself:

    this should be in history books

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    3 days ago  /  97,202 notes  /  Source: vvebkinz

  10. vergen:

    randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    3 days ago  /  497,242 notes  /  Source: vergen